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On October 31 2019 a man on this website discovered that leverage is a two-way instrument. $GUH is the token for everyone who has made the noise since.

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Pinned. GUH Simulator: buying is not the hard part Game

Playable below. You are long 227.50 puts, the chart is live, and there is exactly one button.

GUH 227.50Pexp 11/01/2019
account$2,000.00
$2.91$0.00

No money, real or otherwise, is involved. Nothing here is a simulation of any actual instrument. Rule 1 still applies.

Two decisions. How many contracts, and when to press it. The slider is the whole game: every contract you add drags your liquidation line closer to the entry, so the bigger you go the better the odds that an entirely ordinary wick takes you out before the top you were right about.

The leverage toggle is period-accurate. It was patched on November 7th 2019.

The chart is generated in full before the round starts and never reacts to you, so when it tells you the top arrived four seconds after you sold, that is not flavour text. That is what happened.

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u/theta_gang_victim · 3204 points ·

sold at 38% of the top on my first run and felt genuinely unwell. accurate.

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u/DoubleGuh · 2740 points ·

max size, leverage on, liquidated in four seconds. it then went up 11x. I have learned something and I will not be applying it.

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u/PositionSizing_Fan · 4180 points ·

rule 4

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u/StopLossSkipper · 2450 points ·

pressed SELL at the exact top once. no screenshot. it did not happen and I will be thinking about it for the rest of the year.

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u/UtilityQuestionGuy · 1980 points ·

is this the utility

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u/GUH_Mod [M] · 3620 points ·

No. The sound is the utility. This is a toy.

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